Those of you who follow my online presence elsewhere on this great big internet of ours may be aware that I’m a huge fan of Mark Doing Stuff (Reading, Watching, whatever) ever since his first read through of Harry Potter made me remember how much those books and that fandom meant to me. I’ve been itching to do something in the same vein for a long while (because I freaking love serialized fiction and reading/watching it in it’s intended form. I’ll go off on this at some point, I promise) and it’s time to pull the trigger.
So I’m going to watch the X-Files, one episode at a time; then I’m going to blog about it. Like everything else I’m planning to release on this blog in the near future, I’m going to write the review posts in half an hour.
So that’s the plan. I’m not Mark, I can in no way do what he does, and I’m sure he and I can, could and would disagree on a number of things, but we share a love serialized fiction. I believe works like Dickens’, Ed Brubaker’s Captain America and shows like Battlestar Galactica or X-Files should be experienced (for the first time at least) in a serialized fashion, including breaks between installments, and I love sharing my experiences with other people. So that’s the spirit I’m using as I approach this project.
If I’m very lucky I’ll be able to post one episode every Monday through Friday for the forseeable future. The plan is to stockpile episodes and reviews so this blog can continue to have some kind of content through November without me having to post much of anything that detracts from my NaNoWriMo wordcount. After November I may speed the reviews up, or I may keep them at one a day, we’ll see how I feel.
Now For Some Rules
- Don’t Be A Dick. Seriously, Wil Wheaton has it right. Not being a dick includes, but is not limited to
- Name calling
- Any kind of racist, sexist, or generally xenophobic (from the greek meaning fear of strangers) bullshit.
- All this is at my discretion, if I need to make another post to clarify things I will, but hopefully we can all play nice with the pretty toys.
- I’m awful about spoilers, I love to read them, but I think I believe those anti-spoiler people who say they’re the worst thing ever. So I’m going to try to go without spoilers of any kind. Seriously. I know nothing (Jon Snow) and I intend it to stay that way. So don’t spoil me. I’m doing this by myself, I have no way of knowing* if there are spoilery comments, I don’t really intend to turn this into a separate blog, so I’ll be doing the moderating myself, something I have no experience in. If you spoil me, all I can is squint my eyes to blur the spoiler while I move the mouse over to the delete button.
- So what is a spoiler?
- You should take a look at Mark’s spoiler policy, because it’s honestly turning into a credo to how I live my life around people who have yet to experience things I love. Spoilers include, but are not limited to:
- Any information about episodes I have yet to see.
- Information that intimates I will learn something about a seemingly unimportant detail in episodes I have yet to see
- Anything that confirms or denies my wild theorizing about what might happen in episodes I have yet to see
- Anything that attempts to alter my assumptions about a character based on information I do not yet have. I hated Zuko for basically all of season 1 of Avatar, my enjoyment of Tyrion warred against my belief that all Lannisters are evil and my experience was better and truer for it. So if I’m bashing your favorite character for something they later reveal was for the greater good, please don’t tell me. I will likely publish an heartfelt apology when I reach that point, but let me mistakenly hate your favorite characters until I am proven wrong.
- Answering my questions with facts. If I ask a question and I don’t specifically say you can answer it don’t give me the facts.
- That being said, go ahead with the cryptic answers, thoughts and statements. This is the place to be (kinda) cruel.
- Saying I’ll find something out eventually is cool, saying the season and episode where it’ll happen isn’t.
- Saying I spotted or missed something important (without identifying what was important) is legit, telling me what was important is not.
- Saying, “I can’t wait for tomorrow’s episode” is a spoiler, saying “Keep watching! ;)” is not.
- I understand that this will be rough for some people, I can be incredibly dense and I will miss things. Batman would probably disapprove of my detective skills, but he’s not here and none of you are him (unless Adam West, Michael Keaton, Kevin Conroy, Val Kilmer, George Clooney, or Christian Bale is reading this, in which case, Hi!) Batman and only Batman is allowed to post spoilers, because I trust Batman not to post spoilers.